Bloglines - Nerdcore Rap Battles in which I have participated

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I can just picture a bunch of librarians going gangsta.
This entry: priceless

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Librarian Avengers Librarians could catalog you.

Because we're all busy, rap battles tend to be text-only and asynchronous, conducted over IRC, twitter, or instant messenger. Past themes have included: My prowess as a Developer, My (imaginary) Car, Linden Lab Office Culture, and Various Programming Languages. Below are a few examples of my amazing rap power, mostly gleaned from IM logs. Enjoy responsibly, and please remember check yourself before you wreck yourself. Killing jira issues like Rambo kills commies / Tasks and subtasks crying for their mommies /As&Os got me going mental / Yoz wants to rap but he's too CONTINENTAL Chillin wit' Jonhenry / Talking 'bout JIRA / Drank me some coffee / Wish it was a beerah open up email to try and cat-heard / 60 threads later / time is going backward / I just get in when wham! it's lunch / wtf have I done besides data-crunch? think you bad / 'cause you so much taller? / you may be blue / but I'm white collar / rollin' in my office working on a search / you think you're rapping but its SO MUCH WORSE Kickin' it smoove in my GTO / ops wants to have a meeting / but I've got ta go!